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Rousillon. The COUNT’s palace.
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Enter BERTRAM, the COUNTESS of Rousillon, HELENA,] [p]and LAFEU, all in black]
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In delivering my son from me, I bury a second husband.
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And I in going, madam, weep o'er my father's death
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anew: but I must attend his majesty's command, to
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whom I am now in ward, evermore in subjection.
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You shall find of the king a husband, madam; you,
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sir, a father: he that so generally is at all times
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good must of necessity hold his virtue to you; whose
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worthiness would stir it up where it wanted rather
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than lack it where there is such abundance.
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What hope is there of his majesty's amendment?
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He hath abandoned his physicians, madam; under whose
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practises he hath persecuted time with hope, and
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finds no other advantage in the process but only the
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losing of hope by time.
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This young gentlewoman had a father,—O, that
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'had'! how sad a passage 'tis!—whose skill was
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almost as great as his honesty; had it stretched so
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far, would have made nature immortal, and death
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should have play for lack of work. Would, for the
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king's sake, he were living! I think it would be
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the death of the king's disease.
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How called you the man you speak of, madam?
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He was famous, sir, in his profession, and it was
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his great right to be so: Gerard de Narbon.
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He was excellent indeed, madam: the king very
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lately spoke of him admiringly and mourningly: he
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was skilful enough to have lived still, if knowledge
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could be set up against mortality.
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What is it, my good lord, the king languishes of?
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I heard not of it before.
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I would it were not notorious. Was this gentlewoman
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the daughter of Gerard de Narbon?
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His sole child, my lord, and bequeathed to my
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overlooking. I have those hopes of her good that
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her education promises; her dispositions she
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inherits, which makes fair gifts fairer; for where
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an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities, there
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commendations go with pity; they are virtues and
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traitors too; in her they are the better for their
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simpleness; she derives her honesty and achieves her goodness.
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Your commendations, madam, get from her tears.
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'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise
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in. The remembrance of her father never approaches
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her heart but the tyranny of her sorrows takes all
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livelihood from her cheek. No more of this, Helena;
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go to, no more; lest it be rather thought you affect
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a sorrow than have it.
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I do affect a sorrow indeed, but I have it too.
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Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead,
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excessive grief the enemy to the living.
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If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess
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Madam, I desire your holy wishes.
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How understand we that?
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Be thou blest, Bertram, and succeed thy father
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In manners, as in shape! thy blood and virtue
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Contend for empire in thee, and thy goodness
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Share with thy birthright! Love all, trust a few,
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Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
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Rather in power than use, and keep thy friend
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Under thy own life's key: be cheque'd for silence,
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But never tax'd for speech. What heaven more will,
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That thee may furnish and my prayers pluck down,
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Fall on thy head! Farewell, my lord;
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'Tis an unseason'd courtier; good my lord,
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He cannot want the best
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That shall attend his love.
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Heaven bless him! Farewell, Bertram.
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[To HELENA]The best wishes that can be forged in
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your thoughts be servants to you! Be comfortable
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to my mother, your mistress, and make much of her.
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Farewell, pretty lady: you must hold the credit of
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[Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU]
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O, were that all! I think not on my father;
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And these great tears grace his remembrance more
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Than those I shed for him. What was he like?
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I have forgot him: my imagination
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Carries no favour in't but Bertram's.
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I am undone: there is no living, none,
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If Bertram be away. 'Twere all one
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That I should love a bright particular star
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And think to wed it, he is so above me:
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In his bright radiance and collateral light
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Must I be comforted, not in his sphere.
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The ambition in my love thus plagues itself:
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The hind that would be mated by the lion
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Must die for love. 'Twas pretty, though plague,
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To see him every hour; to sit and draw
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His arched brows, his hawking eye, his curls,
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In our heart's table; heart too capable
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Of every line and trick of his sweet favour:
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But now he's gone, and my idolatrous fancy
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Must sanctify his reliques. Who comes here?
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One that goes with him: I love him for his sake;
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And yet I know him a notorious liar,
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Think him a great way fool, solely a coward;
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Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
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That they take place, when virtue's steely bones
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Look bleak i' the cold wind: withal, full oft we see
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Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly.
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Save you, fair queen!
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Are you meditating on virginity?
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Ay. You have some stain of soldier in you: let me
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ask you a question. Man is enemy to virginity; how
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may we barricado it against him?
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But he assails; and our virginity, though valiant,
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in the defence yet is weak: unfold to us some
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There is none: man, sitting down before you, will
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undermine you and blow you up.
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Bless our poor virginity from underminers and
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blowers up! Is there no military policy, how
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virgins might blow up men?
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Virginity being blown down, man will quicklier be
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blown up: marry, in blowing him down again, with
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the breach yourselves made, you lose your city. It
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is not politic in the commonwealth of nature to
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preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational
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increase and there was never virgin got till
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virginity was first lost. That you were made of is
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metal to make virgins. Virginity by being once lost
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may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is
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ever lost: 'tis too cold a companion; away with 't!
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I will stand for 't a little, though therefore I die a virgin.
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There's little can be said in 't; 'tis against the
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rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity,
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is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible
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disobedience. He that hangs himself is a virgin:
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virginity murders itself and should be buried in
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highways out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate
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offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites,
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much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very
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paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach.
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Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of
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self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the
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canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but loose
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by't: out with 't! within ten year it will make
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itself ten, which is a goodly increase; and the
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principal itself not much the worse: away with 't!
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How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking?
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Let me see: marry, ill, to like him that ne'er it
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likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with
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lying; the longer kept, the less worth: off with 't
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while 'tis vendible; answer the time of request.
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Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out
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of fashion: richly suited, but unsuitable: just
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like the brooch and the tooth-pick, which wear not
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now. Your date is better in your pie and your
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porridge than in your cheek; and your virginity,
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your old virginity, is like one of our French
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withered pears, it looks ill, it eats drily; marry,
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'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better;
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marry, yet 'tis a withered pear: will you anything with it?
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Not my virginity yet[—]
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There shall your master have a thousand loves,
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A mother and a mistress and a friend,
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A phoenix, captain and an enemy,
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A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign,
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A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear;
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His humble ambition, proud humility,
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His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet,
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His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world
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Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms,
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That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he—
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I know not what he shall. God send him well!
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The court's a learning place, and he is one—
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That I wish well. 'Tis pity—
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That wishing well had not a body in't,
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Which might be felt; that we, the poorer born,
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Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes,
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Might with effects of them follow our friends,
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And show what we alone must think, which never
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Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for you.
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Little Helen, farewell; if I can remember thee, I
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will think of thee at court.
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Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a charitable star.
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I especially think, under Mars.
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The wars have so kept you under that you must needs
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When he was predominant.
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When he was retrograde, I think, rather.
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You go so much backward when you fight.
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That's for advantage.
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So is running away, when fear proposes the safety;
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but the composition that your valour and fear makes
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in you is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well.
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I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee
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acutely. I will return perfect courtier; in the
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which, my instruction shall serve to naturalize
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thee, so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's
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counsel and understand what advice shall thrust upon
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thee; else thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and
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thine ignorance makes thee away: farewell. When
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thou hast leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast
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none, remember thy friends; get thee a good husband,
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and use him as he uses thee; so, farewell.
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Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie,
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Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky
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Gives us free scope, only doth backward pull
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Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull.
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What power is it which mounts my love so high,
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That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye?
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The mightiest space in fortune nature brings
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To join like likes and kiss like native things.
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Impossible be strange attempts to those
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That weigh their pains in sense and do suppose
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What hath been cannot be: who ever strove
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So show her merit, that did miss her love?
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The king's disease—my project may deceive me,
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But my intents are fix'd and will not leave me.
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Paris. The KING’s palace.
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Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING of France,] [p]with letters, and divers Attendants]
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The Florentines and Senoys are by the ears;
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Have fought with equal fortune and continue
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Nay, 'tis most credible; we here received it
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A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria,
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With caution that the Florentine will move us
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For speedy aid; wherein our dearest friend
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Prejudicates the business and would seem
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To have us make denial.
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Approved so to your majesty, may plead
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He hath arm'd our answer,
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And Florence is denied before he comes:
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Yet, for our gentlemen that mean to see
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The Tuscan service, freely have they leave
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To stand on either part.
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A nursery to our gentry, who are sick
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For breathing and exploit.
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[Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES]
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It is the Count Rousillon, my good lord,
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Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face;
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Frank nature, rather curious than in haste,
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Hath well composed thee. Thy father's moral parts
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Mayst thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris.
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My thanks and duty are your majesty's.
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I would I had that corporal soundness now,
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As when thy father and myself in friendship
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First tried our soldiership! He did look far
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Into the service of the time and was
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Discipled of the bravest: he lasted long;
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But on us both did haggish age steal on
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And wore us out of act. It much repairs me
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To talk of your good father. In his youth
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He had the wit which I can well observe
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To-day in our young lords; but they may jest
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Till their own scorn return to them unnoted
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Ere they can hide their levity in honour;
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So like a courtier, contempt nor bitterness
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Were in his pride or sharpness; if they were,
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His equal had awaked them, and his honour,
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Clock to itself, knew the true minute when
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Exception bid him speak, and at this time
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His tongue obey'd his hand: who were below him
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He used as creatures of another place
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And bow'd his eminent top to their low ranks,
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Making them proud of his humility,
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In their poor praise he humbled. Such a man
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Might be a copy to these younger times;
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Which, follow'd well, would demonstrate them now
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His good remembrance, sir,
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Lies richer in your thoughts than on his tomb;
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So in approof lives not his epitaph
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As in your royal speech.
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Would I were with him! He would always say—
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Methinks I hear him now; his plausive words
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He scatter'd not in ears, but grafted them,
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To grow there and to bear,—'Let me not live,'—
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This his good melancholy oft began,
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On the catastrophe and heel of pastime,
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When it was out,—'Let me not live,' quoth he,
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'After my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff
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Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses
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All but new things disdain; whose judgments are
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Mere fathers of their garments; whose constancies
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Expire before their fashions.' This he wish'd;
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I after him do after him wish too,
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Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home,
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I quickly were dissolved from my hive,
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To give some labourers room.
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They that least lend it you shall lack you first.
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I fill a place, I know't. How long is't, count,
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Since the physician at your father's died?
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Some six months since, my lord.
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If he were living, I would try him yet.
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Lend me an arm; the rest have worn me out
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With several applications; nature and sickness
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Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, count;
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Rousillon. The COUNT’s palace.
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[Enter COUNTESS, Steward, and Clown]
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I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman?
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Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I
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wish might be found in the calendar of my past
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endeavours; for then we wound our modesty and make
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foul the clearness of our deservings, when of
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ourselves we publish them.
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What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah:
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the complaints I have heard of you I do not all
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believe: 'tis my slowness that I do not; for I know
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you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability
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enough to make such knaveries yours.
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'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow.
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No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though
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many of the rich are damned: but, if I may have
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your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel
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the woman and I will do as we may.
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Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
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I do beg your good will in this case.
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In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no
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heritage: and I think I shall never have the
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blessing of God till I have issue o' my body; for
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they say barnes are blessings.
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Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry.
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My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on
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by the flesh; and he must needs go that the devil drives.
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Is this all your worship's reason?
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Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons such as they
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May the world know them?
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I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and
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all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry
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Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness.
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I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope to have
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friends for my wife's sake.
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Such friends are thine enemies, knave.
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You're shallow, madam, in great friends; for the
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knaves come to do that for me which I am aweary of.
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He that ears my land spares my team and gives me
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leave to in the crop; if I be his cuckold, he's my
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drudge: he that comforts my wife is the cherisher
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of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes my flesh
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and blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
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flesh and blood is my friend: ergo, he that kisses
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my wife is my friend. If men could be contented to
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be what they are, there were no fear in marriage;
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for young Charbon the Puritan and old Poysam the
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Papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed in
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religion, their heads are both one; they may jowl
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horns together, like any deer i' the herd.
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Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave?
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A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next
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For I the ballad will repeat,
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Which men full true shall find;
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Your marriage comes by destiny,
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Your cuckoo sings by kind.
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Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon.
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May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to
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you: of her I am to speak.
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Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her;
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Was this fair face the cause, quoth she,
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Why the Grecians sacked Troy?
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Was this King Priam's joy?
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With that she sighed as she stood,
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With that she sighed as she stood,
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And gave this sentence then;
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Among nine bad if one be good,
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Among nine bad if one be good,
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There's yet one good in ten.
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What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah.
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One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying
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o' the song: would God would serve the world so all
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the year! we'ld find no fault with the tithe-woman,
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if I were the parson. One in ten, quoth a'! An we
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might have a good woman born but one every blazing
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star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery
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well: a man may draw his heart out, ere a' pluck
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You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you.
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That man should be at woman's command, and yet no
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hurt done! Though honesty be no puritan, yet it
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will do no hurt; it will wear the surplice of
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humility over the black gown of a big heart. I am
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going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither.
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I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely.
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Faith, I do: her father bequeathed her to me; and
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she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully
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make title to as much love as she finds: there is
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more owing her than is paid; and more shall be paid
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her than she'll demand.
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Madam, I was very late more near her than I think
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she wished me: alone she was, and did communicate
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to herself her own words to her own ears; she
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thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any
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stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son:
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Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put
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such difference betwixt their two estates; Love no
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god, that would not extend his might, only where
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qualities were level; Dian no queen of virgins, that
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would suffer her poor knight surprised, without
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rescue in the first assault or ransom afterward.
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This she delivered in the most bitter touch of
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sorrow that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in: which I
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held my duty speedily to acquaint you withal;
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sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns
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you something to know it.
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You have discharged this honestly; keep it to
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yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this
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before, which hung so tottering in the balance that
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I could neither believe nor misdoubt. Pray you,
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leave me: stall this in your bosom; and I thank you
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for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon.
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Even so it was with me when I was young:
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If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this thorn
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Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong;
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Our blood to us, this to our blood is born;
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It is the show and seal of nature's truth,
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Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth:
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By our remembrances of days foregone,
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Such were our faults, or then we thought them none.
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Her eye is sick on't: I observe her now.
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What is your pleasure, madam?
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I am a mother to you.
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Mine honourable mistress.
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Why not a mother? When I said 'a mother,'
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Methought you saw a serpent: what's in 'mother,'
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That you start at it? I say, I am your mother;
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And put you in the catalogue of those
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That were enwombed mine: 'tis often seen
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Adoption strives with nature and choice breeds
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A native slip to us from foreign seeds:
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You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan,
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Yet I express to you a mother's care:
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God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood
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To say I am thy mother? What's the matter,
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That this distemper'd messenger of wet,
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The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye?
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Why? that you are my daughter?
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I say, I am your mother.
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The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother:
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I am from humble, he from honour'd name;
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No note upon my parents, his all noble:
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My master, my dear lord he is; and I
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His servant live, and will his vassal die:
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He must not be my brother.
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You are my mother, madam; would you were,—
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So that my lord your son were not my brother,—
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Indeed my mother! or were you both our mothers,
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I care no more for than I do for heaven,
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So I were not his sister. Can't no other,
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But, I your daughter, he must be my brother?
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Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law:
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God shield you mean it not! daughter and mother
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So strive upon your pulse. What, pale again?
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My fear hath catch'd your fondness: now I see
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The mystery of your loneliness, and find
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Your salt tears' head: now to all sense 'tis gross
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You love my son; invention is ashamed,
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Against the proclamation of thy passion,
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To say thou dost not: therefore tell me true;
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But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look thy cheeks
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Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes
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See it so grossly shown in thy behaviors
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That in their kind they speak it: only sin
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And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue,
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That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so?
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If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew;
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If it be not, forswear't: howe'er, I charge thee,
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As heaven shall work in me for thine avail,
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Good madam, pardon me!
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Your pardon, noble mistress!
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Do not you love him, madam?
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Go not about; my love hath in't a bond,
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Whereof the world takes note: come, come, disclose
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The state of your affection; for your passions
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Have to the full appeach'd.
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Here on my knee, before high heaven and you,
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That before you, and next unto high heaven,
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My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love:
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Be not offended; for it hurts not him
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That he is loved of me: I follow him not
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By any token of presumptuous suit;
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Nor would I have him till I do deserve him;
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Yet never know how that desert should be.
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I know I love in vain, strive against hope;
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Yet in this captious and intenible sieve
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I still pour in the waters of my love
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And lack not to lose still: thus, Indian-like,
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Religious in mine error, I adore
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The sun, that looks upon his worshipper,
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But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
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Let not your hate encounter with my love
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For loving where you do: but if yourself,
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Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
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Did ever in so true a flame of liking
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Wish chastely and love dearly, that your Dian
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Was both herself and love: O, then, give pity
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To her, whose state is such that cannot choose
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But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
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That seeks not to find that her search implies,
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But riddle-like lives sweetly where she dies!
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Had you not lately an intent,—speak truly,—
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Wherefore? tell true.
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I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear.
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You know my father left me some prescriptions
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Of rare and proved effects, such as his reading
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And manifest experience had collected
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For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me
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In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them,
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As notes whose faculties inclusive were
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More than they were in note: amongst the rest,
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There is a remedy, approved, set down,
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To cure the desperate languishings whereof
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The king is render'd lost.
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For Paris, was it? speak.
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My lord your son made me to think of this;
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Else Paris and the medicine and the king
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Had from the conversation of my thoughts
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Haply been absent then.
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But think you, Helen,
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If you should tender your supposed aid,
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He would receive it? he and his physicians
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Are of a mind; he, that they cannot help him,
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They, that they cannot help: how shall they credit
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A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools,
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Embowell'd of their doctrine, have left off
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The danger to itself?
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There's something in't,
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More than my father's skill, which was the greatest
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Of his profession, that his good receipt
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Shall for my legacy be sanctified
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By the luckiest stars in heaven: and, would your honour
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But give me leave to try success, I'ld venture
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The well-lost life of mine on his grace's cure
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By such a day and hour.
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Ay, madam, knowingly.
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Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave and love,
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Means and attendants and my loving greetings
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To those of mine in court: I'll stay at home
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And pray God's blessing into thy attempt:
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Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this,
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What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss.
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